The Customer Is Always... Pin

Of course I'm not talking about YOU GUYS.  I'm talking about THOSE customers. You know them. 

This is sort of a Mallrats / Vonnegut mash up.  It's tiny ( 3/4 of an inch) and it's shiny black nickel with black hard enamel, so it's barely noticeable. I wouldn't wear it to work unless you're brave though.  Maybe you could be like "the customer is always a flower" ... but everyone knows that's not a flower.