I Drive Like Shit Because Of Woke Bumper Sticker

The woke mind virus has destroyed the North American lust for power and speed! Now all we want are pipe dreams like "woman doctors" and "less suffering". What a joke!

PS, this is a joke, and I think it's cool to be woke and uncool to blame all your problems on people wanting a better world. This is satire.

This is a quality screen-printed vinyl sticker, tested for max stickiness and durability!